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coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

(via sam-pace-demonface)

derpster-nera:

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

I need air omfg

derpster-nera:

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

I need air omfg

(Source: reddit.com, via sam-pace-demonface)

dajo42:

interesting superpowers

  • making people forget about object permanence
  • growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  • summoning vaseline
  • changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  • super speed but only when drunk
  • instantly mastering the swear words in any language

(via writeaboutthelittlethings)

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

(via moondragonness)

sasstronauuut:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

(Source: sideraclara, via sam-pace-demonface)

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

(Source: becausejensenackless, via moondragonness)

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

(Source: neuroticpaint, via sam-pace-demonface)

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

(via moondragonness)

98luv:

lezbeyan:

Femme Nation: A photo series by 16 year old Hailey Corrall to provoke a message about misogyny in our youth.

kindcore
look it’s your project

(via moondragonness)

theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

(Source: africant, via moondragonness)

Today at the Disney Store

Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.

Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.

Woman: This is ridiculous.

Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.

All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.

And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.